Fic: Gratitude

[ellerkay]

Title: Gratitude
Characters: Castiel, Dean, Jack
Rating: G
Genre: Gen, comedy
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: All for fun, none for profit.
Summary: While the Thanksgiving meal is cooking in the bunker's kitchen, Castiel instructs Jack on how to properly show gratitude to the food.
Prompt: spn_bigpretzel Drabbles Every Weekend - Theme: Thanksgiving turkey; Character: Castiel and Jack

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“First, comfort the turkey,” Castiel said. Jack nodded solemnly.

“Turkey’s already dead,” Dean pointed out. Castiel frowned at him.

“Then, you soothe the cranberries,” he continued, indicating the next dish.

“Really?” Dean demanded. Castiel ignored him.

“Next, quieten the white and orange tubers,” he said. “Apologize to the stuffing. Placate the green beans.”

“You’ve gotta be kidding me,” Dean muttered.

Castiel knelt down in front of the oven so they could see in. “Finally, show humble gratitude to the pies.” He looked at Dean. “I suppose you have something to say about that?”

“Nope,” Dean said, and knelt down, too.

Comments

[vincentursus.livejournal.com]

That punchline was entirely worth it.

[ellerkay.livejournal.com]

:D Thank you!