Because we have no other choice

Title: Curse
Category: Gen (though could probably be read as slashy if you wanted to)
Fandoms: Harry Potter and the Addams Family (movies)
Characters: Wednesday Addams and Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 536
Disclaimer: All for fun, none for profit.
Summary: Fourteen-year-old Wednesday does not like it when Hogwarts boys hit on her.
A/N: Beauxbatons being an all-girls school is movie!canon, not book!canon. While I usually prefer to stick with the books, it worked too well with this fic. Prompted by metahacker, who asked for Luna/Wednesday with the dialogue tag "There were NO survivors? Not even one?"

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Title: The Adventures of CrazyCas
Category: Gen/crossover
Characters: Castiel, a Dalek
Rating: G
Wordcount: ~600
Disclaimer: All for fun, none for profit.
Summary: Supernatural/Doctor Who crossover. Silly little drabble inspired by this picture. Set sometime between "The Born-Again Identity" and "Reading Is Fundamental."
A/N: I guess the Dalek is probably Dalek Caan from "Evolution of the Daleks," but in something this ridiculous it's not really important.

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Title: Information
Fandoms: Doctor Who & BBC’s Sherlock
Rating: PG-13, maybe a light R at worst (implied sex; a bit of BDSM (heavier stuff implied only); also implied “spousal” abuse but nothing more or worse than Doctor Who itself depicted; some other implied violence/torture; and now I feel like this sounds much worse than it really is, but hey, forewarned is forearmed)
Wordcount: ~4200
Pairings: Jim Moriarty/The Master, Jim Moriarty/Sebastian Moran (implied), The Master/Lucy Saxon (implied)
Summary: Set during The Year That Wasn’t, with flashbacks to the Saxon campaign. Jim Moriarty meets the Master. As you might imagine, they get along rather well.
Disclaimer: All for fun, none for profit.

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Title: Wake the Dead
Fandoms: The Addams Family movies & BBC’s Sherlock
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 918
Summary: vincentursus requested Wednesday Addams and John Watson; “The eyes are the window to the soul.”
CONTAINS SPOILERS for Series 2 of Sherlock.

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Title: The Case of the Reluctant Analysand
Rating: PG-13 for reference to drug use
Wordcount: 1,371
Disclaimer: All for fun, none for profit.
Summary: Crossover of BBC’s Sherlock and Nolanverse Batman, set well before the canon of either. University student Sherlock Holmes is not interested in undergoing therapy with Jonathan Crane.

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Title: Show Me
Rating: PG max
Word count: 642
Disclaimer: All for fun, none for profit.
Summary: I’ve got a tendency to think way too hard about overlapping actors in fandoms I love. Now, David Tenant is my favorite Doctor. David Tenant also played Barty Crouch Jr. in the Harry Potter movies. Sadly, he’s in it for about three minutes, because Crouch is being Moody for most of the film. But he does have time to say to Harry, “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours,” regarding Harry’s cuts from regenerating Voldemort and Crouch’s Dark Mark. My brain has trouble handling this, because in it now is the Doctor saying this to Harry Potter. Periodically I’ve been weirdly obsessed with this and it keeps going around in my head, so I wrote this to try and get it out. I’m a little afraid it won’t go until I’ve written a dirty version, but I don’t know if even I can handle that. For now, anyway, there’s this.

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There's an obvious title, but it would give away the first joke.

Prompt from bleemoo: "The current set of the Doctor + companions (eleven, Rory, Amy, and also River if you want to include her) attempting to work with Dumbledore to accomplish something." Set after 'A Good Man Goes to War' (sort of, in a cracky way that ignores nearly everything going on) and during Half-Blood Prince.
Word count: 703

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Title: Eclipse
Fandoms: The X-Files and Angel
Pairing: Mulder/Wesley
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 3,075
Warnings: Slash, though not till the very end
Disclaimer: All for fun, none for profit.
Summary: Set during Angel episode 4.13, "Salvage." Mulder and Scully go to investigate why the sun has been blotted out in L.A.
Author's notes: I wanted to write about Mulder and Wesley making out. I ended up spending a whole lot of time writing the setup and ended up with very little makeout. So, this is more of a fun character piece and unless slash really bugs you, it's probably enjoyable even if you don't care for the ship.

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Title: The Oldest Profession
Author: ellerkay (previously published under collectively)
Challenger: nevacaruso
Challenge: Drusilla and Captain Jack Sparrow
Fandoms: Buffyverse and Pirates of the Caribbean
Rating: I’m guessing R for some violence and mentions of prostitution
Word count: 1,213
Summary: Jack needs to learn to count.

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Title: Customer Satisfaction
Author: ellerkay (previously published under collectively)
Challenger: inkahootz
Challenge: Topher and the Joker; "What the fuck happened to the chair?"”
Fandoms: Dollhouse and Batman (Nolanverse informed by some comics)
Word count:1,183
Summary: Customer satisfaction is one of the Dollhouse’s highest priorities.
Warnings: Mild references to Joker/Batman.
A/N: For the purposes of this story, Topher works at a Dollhouse located in Gotham.

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